OMGWTFLOL

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 07:28:11 GMT

Pictures of Chris, Asukie, Caiti, Eli, Lora, etc.

Le Kate, Le Caiti, Le Erin!

Erin~

Eli and Lora

Corey talking a mighty cigarette drag. I like this picture - it's neat looking.

Beef-cake/Niggles/Nik being all Norwegian and shit. I think I spelt Norweigan wrong. Oh, well.

Hugs, huzzah!

Caiti and Christina

Teh Caiti!

Asukie!

Asukie and Caitiii!

Asukie and Erin!

Asukie with poofy hair. (It just feeeels good.)

Some gangsta fool. I hate her. A lot. I hope she dies.

Presenting Chris Parks, yo.

End.

Holy shit Batman - she's updating!

Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:45:14 GMT

Go to your itunes and put it all on shuffle. say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

what do you think of me, itunes?
boys - the beatles

will i have a happy life?
i gotta survive - sham 69

what do my friends really think of me?
hot patootie - meatloaf

do people secretly lust after me?
big tears - elvis costello

what does [insert significant other] think of me?
what goes on - velvet underground

how can i make myself happy?
lsd - chron gen

what should i do with my life?
war's no fairy tale - discharge

why must life be so full of pain?
billy's third - undertones

how can i maximize my pleasure during sex?
i can't explain - the who

will i ever have children?
wisconsin - the crucifucks

will i die happy?
what do i get - the buzzcocks

can you give me some advice?
horse lattitudes - the doors

do you know where your children are?
some other time - x

what do you think happiness is?
take me to the top - motley crue

what's your favourite fetish?
dig for fire - the pixies

Heck yea, nigga.

Yay, pictures.

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 06:54:36 GMT

Ok. The end.

Wed, 05 Jan 2005 09:42:50 GMT

NEW GARTERS MAKES ME WAY HAPPY. ^___^

Shit looking but I like teh make-up.
Shitty beer.
EOFF + Kara's smiley thinger.
Nathan drinks choco milk.
Got drunk and teased Marley's hair. Lolkthxbai.

Geeze.

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 06:25:18 GMT

[scarcasm] And y'know... I thought Christians were supposed to be nice and all that fluffy shit. What happened to the Bible, eh? I guess they inherited God's wrathfulness and greed or something. [/scarcasm.]

Shameless promoting.

Wed, 17 Nov 2004 07:03:28 GMT

Join slunted_fucks. Fuckers.

Happy (late) Halloween. <3

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 06:33:56 GMT

Bondage, yay.

Shitty image, whatever.

...

I nevery do kissy-shots but I thought it was a good picture?

I got myself a corset. <3

Kara (as Baron Semeti [sp]), Mark (as a scotsman), and mhee.

Kinda lame, hope you all enjoyed.

I hate Republicans and anyone who voted Bush.

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 06:16:16 GMT

Slutwhores.

Fuckers.

Mon, 18 Oct 2004 10:16:21 GMT

They ate all my chips so now I have to eat croutons.

I made a rad mix for work. LOOK.

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 06:18:48 GMT

I'm bored and made a rad mix for work.

1. The Who - My Generation
2. The Sweet - Ballroom Blitz
3. Iggy & The Stooges - Search and Destroy
4. Richard Hell & The Voidoids - Blank Generation
5. Richard Hell & The Voidoids, - Love Comes In Spurts
6. X-Ray Spex - Identity
7. X-Ray Spex - I am A Poseur
8. Dead Boys - What Love Is
9. Dead Boys - Sonic Reducer
10. The Partisans - I Never Needed You
11. The Germs - Lexicon Devil
12. The Germs - Dragon Lady
13. Generation X - Ready Steady Go
14. Generation X - Your Generation
15. Generation X - Untouchables
16. Generation X - Valley Of The Dolls
17. Generation X - Kiss Me Deadly
18. Generation X - Wild Youth
19. Generation X - King Rocker
20. Stray Cats - Rock This Town
21. Stray Cats - I Fought The Law
22. Stray Cats - Fishnet Stockings
23. Dion - Run Around Sue
24. The Doors - Hello, I Love You
25. Patti Smith - Redondo Beach
27. The Velvet Underground - Heroin

EH???

(I had to find things with no profanity. Yeeey.)

Pictures.

Mon, 27 Sep 2004 23:50:54 GMT

Oh yeah?

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 06:29:22 GMT

Your Porn Star Name is: Karen Kung-fu Grip

Get your own Porn Star Name

Your Stripper Name is: Topaz

Get your own Stripper Name

Your Drag Queen Name is: Barb Wyre

Get your own Drag Queen Name

Your Boobies' Names Are: Siegfried and Roy

Get your own Boobie Names

Your Penis Name is: Free Willy

Get your own Penis Name

What.the.fuck.

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 09:07:48 GMT

So, apparently he has a girlfriend.

People Suck.

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 05:04:51 GMT

And I want a goddamn cigarette and my paycheck.

Anyways.

Fri, 10 Sep 2004 07:58:43 GMT

Hahahaha, I like Anal Cunt.

Self-loathing.

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 06:29:31 GMT

I have a job now. It's not bad, I work at the Pretzel shop in the mall. I get to wear a bright yellow t-shirt that says "HAVE A TWISTED DAY!" on the back. And a bright blue apron and visor.

I went to go to work at the mall this morning with Starbucks coffee and McDonalds in the other. I wore preppy clean-cut clothing. Then a boy in tight pants, a painted/studded leather jacket, boots, and mohawk skateboards by. HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW HORRIBLE THAT FEELS?! I feel kind of like a sold out corporate fuck (who was heavily drugged up on NyQuil). Oh, and Dion rocks.

I just feel horrible.

Piss off.

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 12:43:06 GMT

I'm fucking pissed off at White Supremacists/Nazis/Racists/etc right now. They all need to be beaten to death, every single fucking one of them. They're all fucking morons.

I'm a nice fucking person who didn't do shit to you.

Whee.

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 09:25:33 GMT

Dead End Bombs: 211 is dope.
Andsk0tinn: 211 is awesome
Andsk0tinn: Silver or black lable?
Dead End Bombs: mhm
Dead End Bombs: silver
Andsk0tinn: GOOD CHOICE.
Dead End Bombs: fuck black lable
Andsk0tinn: I hate black lable
Andsk0tinn: YAY
Andsk0tinn: YAY!!!
Andsk0tinn: YOU ARE COOL.
Dead End Bombs: haha
Andsk0tinn: Ok, I'm done.
Dead End Bombs: thanks you

I am such a retard.

DDDDDD:

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 16:08:26 GMT

After much reading I have come to the conclusion that I do not approve of Volksfront. Smeg them all and their little 110% YOU-MUST-BE-WHITE-BECAUSE-WE-ARE-RACIAL-NAZIS club.

But then again, I suppose they're better than the rest? Like... the (ass-rape-your-cousin) KKK.... Or something?

Update.

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 05:50:44 GMT

Sometimes when I get angry, I listen to Skrewdriver.

Because I am oh-so trendy!

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 05:19:25 GMT

1.my name?
2.where did we meet?
3.take a stab at my middle name?
4.how long have you known me?
5.do i smoke?
6.do i believe in god?
7.what was your first impression of me upon meeting?
8.what's my bra size?
9.when is my birthday?
10.what color hair do i have?
11.what color are my eyes?
12.do i have any siblings?
13.have you ever had a crush on me?
14.what's one of my favourite things to do?
15.do you remember one of the first things i said to you?
16.what's my favorite type of music?
17.what is the best feature about me?
18.am i shy or outgoing?
19.would you say I am funny?
20.am I a rebel or do follow all the rules?
21.any special talents?
22.would you consider me a friend?
23.have you ever seen me cry?
24.if there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?
25.describe me in one word:
26.what's your favorite memory of me?
27.what single trait about me annoys you the most?
28.if you and I were stranded on a desert island what one thing would you want to take with us?
29.do you think i could kick your ass?
30.would you ever marry me?

HAHAHAHAHA..HA.

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 02:17:35 GMT

Army boys <3 Asuka. Asuka </3 Army boys. Good in bed, but not my type. Maybe if he wore the boots...and was...not a sk8er boi (ahaha) who sounds like he has a really lame band. He does play the piano quite well. He reminds me of that Avril Lavinge song. In other words: Patrick called Brandon and told him he wanted to see mhe again; Brandon told Mark to call me; I just got off the phone with Mark. Apparently he's rich and has a car - Mark advised me to take advantage of this. =/ By the way, my feet smell like flowers and vomit.

I am so cool.

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 08:38:32 GMT

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 04:42:45 GMT

My new love. Black, 14i, capped, screw soles, Gripfast. We're getting married. You can't join. Unless you're beer. Namely PBR.

Also to note: Bitch beer gives me hang overs. I NEVER get hangovers. Fuck bitch beer. I hate bitch beer.

Also also to note: Victoria's Secret has black corsets for $68, and they are hot as hell. Wilson's leather has my jacket for $122. I need a fucking job.

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 05:35:32 GMT

So, Kate, Kara, and I went shopping for work clothes (HOLYSHITOMGWTF?!!) for Asuka. I got and pinstripe dress shirt and two black skirts from JC Penny's. I don't like it. I would never normally wear such things. =/ It scares me.

I can't find a few of my band/seditionaries shirts and it's pissing me off too.

KATE - GEORGE W. BUSH IS COMING TO SPOKANE THIS THURSDAY! PREPAIR THE CANNONS!